Question of the Day: The Difference Is..........
Where I take the opportunity to use that nifty graphic and I provide some "balance."
The difference between MoveOn.org and the Klan is this: MoveOn is a coalition of average people attacking the powerful. The Klan is a coalition of the racially powerful (that means white, like their sheets) attacking those who lack power.
The difference between Republican and Democratic sex scandals is that Democrats don't run around trying to legislate sex and morality.
Go ahead, give it a try in comments.....
I'm off like, um, that chick's shirt!
29 Erect Nipples:
So Bill O'Reilly thinks that Moveon.org is the new Klan? Really?
Bill O'Reilly is the new village idiot.
Well, the difference between this post and last one.....
looking at cheez whiz dumped over cauliflower makes me sick.
Absorbing the beauty of balanced justice makes me hungry.
Tits!
Nuf said.
Uh...
Has MoveOn.org ever strung someone up by their neck until they were dead? Firebombed a church full of people? Assassinated key figures in the Civil Rights movement? Rode around on horseback in the dead of night wearing bedsheets to mask their identity because they were cowardly hate mongers?
The fact that that man still has a job means this country is going to be fucked for a good number of years.
And thank God I saw this page at home and not work!
WOW! It is taking me a few minutes to collect my thoughts. Wait for it.............
Ok, the difference between Pravda and Fox News....wait, there is no difference.
Never mind. I'm going back to the picture.
The difference between McCain and Heston is one of them is dead. Can you tell which?
McCain is dead? Wowzer. Did anyone tell him?
I think all the gaffes he keeps having that even the reaper is confused Diva!
I volunteer to help her make sure her scales are balanced properly.
The difference between a well paid idiot and a loony is sometimes hard to tell.
Dr. Monkey, you are always the gentleman.
The difference between the Steve that came home from work and the Steve that went went walking with my sweetheart, was that the first Steve had something to say about everything, which no one needed to hear, and the second Steve could listen patiently to everything, so no one needed to fear. The other difference was a shot of Tequila (prescribed by my sweetheart).
The difference between the painting on your blog post and most other paintings is that with this painting many people will prefer the canvas to the artwork upon it. Oh wait - that happens a lot with some artists...
My "from the shower" definition for today -
Conservative values: whatever has a dollar sign in front of it or a chapter and verse behind it.
Being a Libra, I love the artwork.
I hope those are painted on, not tattooed. Because if that girl lives long enough, gravity and ink absorption will do their work through the Fourth Dimension of time. And she'll have a faded, sagging splotch-farm pointing south. When the inevitable moments occur that she needs to be in hospital, especially if she becomes a demented resident of a nursing home, a parade of medical staff will lift her gown, point, and smirk. We're not supposed to, but trust me, we do. Anyone contemplating getting elaborate ink, think about it. Is that how you want to end your stay on the planet, with a bunch of jaded nurse's aides laughing at you?
Dude, seriously, all the Republicans I have ever fucked, (and known about) have been the worst yet. And I'm not talking about "small dick" bad, I'm talking about scary, freaky, shit in my mouth type of kink.
Dems and Libs on the other hand, have nice well shaped dicks and are kind enough to take the hint when I throw them out of bed.
I can only take a republican when I feel like I deserve some from of sexual punishment.
Thats my review on the differences. What the what you meant?
Re: republican and democrat sex scandals, we are same paging HARD. Demmys do not try to legislate the BDR at all.
I especially like the comments of the Angry Ballerina. I think that quite honestly expresses the difference. The right wingers are dangerous and hate the objects of their desire--women must be objectified for them or they can't get it up.
What Bill ORielly thinks and $1.25 would buy a cup of pretty good coffee. On the other hand all the major networks seem to think that Obama is already President. The coverage is way to one sided.
Funny that angry ballerina mentions "scary, freaky, shit in my mouth type of kink."
When I mistakenly ended up in GA on my way back to FL from NJ due to a vehicular breakdown, I worked with a preacher in N. GA who was into skat, golden showers, and internet voyurism. One Sick MoFo. Phone in one hand talking about the "Lord, Brother", and the other cruising for porn. His favorite video was one that included two women shitting in each other's mouths. Call me old fashioned, but I literally vomited when I saw it.
Waaay worse than the chalk miner Baptist Preacher in Gray, GA who used to chase my 18 year old girlfriend around offering her money to have sex -- until I showed up in church with her 300lb, mean-ass, redneck father and sat through one of his sermons. He sweated bullets the whole time, and split like lightning afterwards. Never bothered her again, either. We eventually split up due to her crazy ass family.
Funny thing, she showed up out of the blue years later with a nursing degree, a new car, and still wearing a ring I gave her, requested that I tie her up with the curtain cords (I didn't have any rope or silk ties), and ... well... you know. Then wanted to know if I would marry her instead of the fiance she had. Went to dinner later that evening, and she made the mistake of bringing her idiot, loser brother and I sent her home alone. Something about marrying into the entire family -- she and her mother were OK, but her brother and father were real pieces of sh.... work.
What does that have to do with anything here? Not much -- just reminiscing, and wishing to do it over again. We could have moved faaar away from GA and her family I suppose. Hindsight and all...
Then the wife of the politician trash in Cobb (on my blog) hunted me down and foisted her demented family on me... Ugghh...
Georgia, thy name is misery.
Oh, yeah, I remember now why I started to comment here...
My "starter marriage" was with a Libra, as was my last girfriend who lasted more than one date.
As for the religious types, I'll paraphrase an old quote, Men will never be free until the last politician is strangled with the entrails of the last preacher/priest. I would add Bankers in there somewhere as well...
i think john ashcroft might have a problem with those scales of liberty
You guys rock.
Hey - Rick - seriously, you can comment here. That's fine. If you have a blog, though, please let us know. Your profile is closed. Thanks.
And as for the networks thinking that Obama is already the president, how exactly to you explain CBS's decision to alter their transcripts to edit out some of McCain's gaffes? In the tank? Hardly.
Or were they just protecting some doddering old war hero to keep him from being too embarrassed?
I never considered painting as a hobby until now. Thanks Dcup!
I do not have a blog but, editing McBush's gaffes is exactly what I am suggesting. They should report both positive and negatives of everyone who is running for President. It seems to me that very thing is fair game. I am always available at pawalley at gmail .com :)
Willis - You're welcome! Heh.
Rick - Thanks for coming back and responding.
Now that I know you don't blog, I won't delete your comments as anonymous.
I agree with you, the media should stick to reporting facts and not manipulating the message - for anyone.
You know, if sagging tatoos will provide amusement to nursing home staff, I think we should all get some body art that will distort in odd ways as we age. Anyone who makes their living diapering old people deserves an occasional laugh.
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is this: The Republican pretends he didn't vote for Bush in the last election. The Democrat BRAGS that he didn't vote for Bush in the last election.
Madam Z, you must be feeling much better. You're getting tart again. Mmmuhm, I think I'll bake something tart. Talk to Dcup about the secret site. She's my podner.
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