I just received an important memo from the Pussies for Peace. Facing
grant cutbacks and skyrocketing expenses, they have elected to step up
their fund raising activities. In addition to the biannual bake sales,
four scheduled car washes (don't believe what you hear about cats and
water) and one gigantic yard sale later this month, the PfP are looking
for new ways to raise money to keep the PoofMobile running so they can
take their message of peace from across the nation.
Their new scheme
is more akin to the good old fashioned kissing booth. I don't know,
though, it just appears a little........unseemly.
Times are tough all over, but you wouldn't know that from listening to our idiot president or his Siamese co-joined twin Johnny Mac. They're doing okay. We're just out here livin' it. What could we possibly know?